Well, I'll be...

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

Gee, yet ANOTHER online quiz says I'm Joseph Stalin... ya know, its starting to get creepy.

I mean, sure, I'm all for communism and stuff but.... being compared to a massively oppressive, autocratic, eagalitarian, genocidal, madman... not as fun as it sounds!

There are other similarites too! Creepy similarities!

Joseph Stalin was born on December 9th.... as was I!

Joseph Stalin played the cello, and had a thing for drama and writing.... as do I!

And last but not least, Joseph Stalin had terrible luck with women... as do I! Granted, most of his mistresses and wives were either put to death, or committed suicide, which puts him slightly ahead of me in that respect. But still! The similarities are there!

If I were Hindu, I'd swear that Stalin's soul got recycled into me. That must be his punishment for ya know, all the evil. Seems kinda unfair for the poor guy, doesn't it. So let this be a word of warning to all you genocidal madmen out there. Cut it out! Or you'll wind up being me in the future!

There... I probably just stopped the next Hitler. You're welcome, world!

I might post again later. Who knows?