I hate the Matrix!

So, I just recently saw something that REALLY pissed me off! I was on Amazon.com and I noticed this enourmous Matrix DVD set coming out... which I really think no one gives a damn about. Anyway, the damn thing is ridiculous, its ten discs long for three freaking movies. That's retarded. But that wasn't the thing that pissed me off.

What pissed me off was this BOOK I saw about the Matrix called "The Splinter in Your Mind: The Philosophy of the Matrix."

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THERE WAS NO REAL FUCKING PHILOSOPHY IN THE GODDAMNED MATRIX TRILOGY!!!

It was all regurgitated drivel from from a community college's Philosophy 101 book (I should know, I go to a community college) and thinly, THINLY veiled references to every single religion to ever exist. Wow, its obvious the [Retarded] Wachowski brothers know exactly where their philosophy stands.

For every choice, there is a consequence! OOOOOOOOO!! Wow, I didn't KNOW that! You mean if I do something, something will occur?! That's freaking DEEP! It's called cause and effect, jackasses! It's kind of a principle that, ya know, LIFE revolves around! Idiots!

Everything that has a beginning must have an end! You mean.... things don't just go on into infinity? Perpetual motion ISN'T possible? People.... die?!?!?! Well, what the hell, my whole world's gone topsy turvy!!

I'll tell you what kind of philosophy you can find in the Matrix: the same philosophy you can find in your toilet after a night of luxury dining at Taco Bell!

God DAMN, I hate the Matrix so much! The first one was good, but the second two sucked so hard, they made the first one crappy.

Now I'm all pissed.

I'm gonna go break something.

P.S. For no reason whatsoever, I've decided to also point out that The Ring sucked too!