Thursday, December 02, 2004

Salma Hayek is a hottie!

I've been getting a lot of people asking me "Who's the mystery girl from your dream?" Well, see, if I'd wanted you idiots to know who she was, I wouldn't have concealed the truth from you, now would I?

So, if you simply MUST have a face to go with the name, I've developed two things you can do to set your mind at ease on this whole matter.

If you're a girl, just picture yourself as the mystery girl cause, come on, you know you're all thinking it.

And if you're a guy, just picture the mystery girl as Salma Hayek. Because that would rule.

The end.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most unfortunately *Snort* (j/k... I love ya timmy!), I cannot imagine myself in the mystery girl's position any longer.

Ah well, no loss there... *snort*

J/k... again...

Or AM I??

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again, I forgot to mention that that last post was me, Kate, the befuddled, fumbling fool.

I'm such a loser...

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes you are.

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmmmmmm.... say, salma hayek is MEXICAN, isn't she? that couldn't POSSIBLY mean anything, now could it?

1:51 PM  

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